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Fuck Me I'm Joking EP

by wlmrt

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1.
my stummy feels sick it's heavy on my brain insurance ran out I sleep too much I always sleep too much probably dehydrated I drink a lot of gin no more smoking cigarettes forget about chugging coffee everything is a laxative more vegetables less hot sauce there's always a blender inside of me there's always a blender inside
2.
Jumps 01:17
we spent all day filming pools jumps just pay me on time don't call me when I'm outside I am here efuckingnough milk is gross your food is shit I'd rather get a sunburn filming pools jumps my boss is a dolphin not another beach song not enough backyard just pay me on time people leave their nose tissues on my counter
3.
Cuf Surb 02:38
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4.
New Job 02:05
looking for a new job staying comfy where I am I haven't found a new job I'm lazy lazy lazy busy watching TV Nathan for Me I wasn't writing when I was angry I wasn't writing when I was sad another torrent from Coffee Time love you little house bong sleeping with a tiny cat still don't have a fucking new job new fcking job anuther job fckingg jobbjobbjbjobjob sitting with my house friends nine tacos in one day eating up all the television more TV shows bowl bowl bowl wanna make movies hot pepper paste gel eat it most days spill it all over my resumes @ my old job crying being mean to anyone stuck their whining songs about jobs take my resume Nathan for Me Nathan for Me Nathan for Me
5.
Brainfeel 02:06
should I read more I do all the best fun I can my best stand up's behind a counter refresh go to bed feel my room feel my brain feel my stomach what was their name tonight's gonna be a weed night beer store is on its way alley is also on its way tonight's supposed to be a Weed Night I found the beer store I walked by an alley I still don't feel good go to bed at night "hope my blanket holds me tight" can't feel my body in the morning it feels like I weigh 10lbs I'm covered in lavender I'm not getting kicked out tonight how many phones have I gone through where is that sweater where did I put my drink it's on the floor not another spill
6.
a caesar a day keeps the doctor away can we take turns looking at each other I won't stop drinking these another pitcher please dispense tomato juice into my mouth
7.
Get Dumped 01:56
I worry that my funny, self-deprecating internet friends will find love, start dating, or get a partner I'm accidentally selfish some of the time I'm really fucking selfish a lot of the time at two different points in my life I have googled "how to break up with someone" and "how to get dumped" how to get dumped get dumped I am bad at being intimate get dumped blah blah blah blah

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released January 7, 2016

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